are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Randomize
