i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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