he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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