We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she smelled like a LAN party
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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