I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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