There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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