he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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