nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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