Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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