Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I had to cum in my sink.
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