they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
id be glad to
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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