So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
