How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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