1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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