Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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