no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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