No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
