"it" just moved
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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