can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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