But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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