apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Small penises have feelings too.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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