My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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