What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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