Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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