Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Let's get the cat blown out
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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