in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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