Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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