That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
