whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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