This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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