She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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