he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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