Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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