I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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