I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
whose ass print is on the piano?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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