I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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