Im at strip club and am horny
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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