she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize