Umm I'm too high to move.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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