Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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