and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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