I wish i was in the wii world.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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