so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so let's talk penis.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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