i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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