would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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