their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think my moral compass just broke
Randomize
