Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He passed out mid-signature
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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