Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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