Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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