he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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